It started out nice enough. I was awarded 10 pussies, the highest honor bestowed upon a street boner. But the comments quickly turned ugly. Here's some highlights:
2345670987654 was written by my ex. I told him to say we were pregnant so people would stop making fun of my belly. Pretty bold of him to use an alias so similar to his name.
Colleen, jaw-r (Jordi) and bwrong (Brian) were also friends coming to my defense. I love Jordi's third boob comment. Brian's insinuation that I've had extensive plastic surgery and I'm out every night was not particularly helpful.
My favorite is "with the addition of a tricorner Paul Revere hat this ensemble might have worked". Seriously what the fuck was I wearing? Perhaps I was just ahead of my time. In 2009 I was accused of being color blind. In 2011 I'd be accused of color blocking.
Thank goodness for men who are able to look past our questionable wardrobe choices. God bless you, Jesus Shit.