I mean now I have seen it all. Anna Fucking Wintor wearing ombre sequins stripes and a SMILE?!!! I wanted to say the dress was ugly but first I checked who designed it on the miniscule chance that McQueen, in his suicidal haze, designed this piece of shit, in which case I would let it go. But no, it is of course Chanel. Anytime you see someone with good taste wearing something ugly it is Chanel. 100% of the time. I mean were there no sequins gloves to accompany this look? If she was showing any less skin she'd be this guy:
Andre Leon Talley is wearing a robe to celebrate his graduation from slightly off to full blown insane. Ladies, if you think there aren't enough fashionable options for plus-size women take a moment to thank god you are not a plus size man. Andre has every designer in the world at his beck and call and the best he can get is a taffeta Snuggie with a train.
Speaking of plus-size:
Bias cut silk charmeuse can make the thinnest woman look fat. So if you're pregnant well it's not gonna be cute. I can get past the belly but check out that long flat ass. I've got just the thing for this mess:
And look what popped out of Andre's Snuggie half way down the red carpet:
Zac Posen and Christina Ricci! Dear Lord her shit ain't right! The tiny waist! The giant eyes! The webby dress!
At last, some real McQueen on some real fashionistas:
"Hey guys, since Daphne is gonna be completely covered in feathers and Hamish is gonna be completely covered in tartan I was thinking it'd be cool if I carried a plaid notebook, you know, kinda blend in. Guys? Guess you don't really care, just a yay or nay please. Guys?"
And finally, how does this girl get away with looking so slutty?
Dressing like a whore while being hailed a fashion icon is a stunt many have attempted but few have achieved, believe me I know. I salute you, Blake Lively.