Exhibit A is Susie Bubble. She's known for wild print mixes and for never blogging about me. Here's some highlights:
Let's see how one of these outfits holds up on a larger woman, a contestant from "The Biggest Loser".
Oh man, the look went from unfuckable to unfuckabler. I hope she changes out of those sneaks when she gets to the office. FAIL.
Next up is international blogging sensation and Peta enemy No.1 Bryanboy. His insane outfits make Susie Bubble look like Hillary Clinton.
Here's the first look modeled by another "Biggest Loser" contestant:
This is actually quite slimming. The original photo is below. Who needs diet and exercise when a giant beaver fur hat/scarf can visually take off this many inches? A+!
Lastly we have the Queen Bee of street style, Anna Dello Russo, editor of Vogue Japan. No one pulls off a fruit hat quite as well as she does, although to be fair there's not a ton of competition in that arena.
Let's see if this fur coat is as slimming as the fur hat.
Yikes, I'm afraid not. Perhaps a watermelon hat would help to bring the eye up. She may not look thin but she does look quite fashionable. C-.