So last night I decided to try my hand at on-line dating. Instead of telling friends I couldn't hang out with them I'd try saying that to men I didn't know. The messages quickly started flooding in despite the fact that I only posted one photo:
The only problem was that every guy that messaged me had a real sparse comb over. I'm not picky, ask anyone besides my exs, but this type of hair-do is a deal breaker for me. So I went back and revised "what I was looking for" to add that I didn't want anyone that was balding.
That prompted the following response:
Had I known it'd be this easy to find my soulmate I would have logged on years ago.