PURE GOLD

this type of magic occurs so rarely - something so big it makes you forget yourself completely: the election of obama, alexander mcqueen spring 2010, snookie getting punched in the face. the drunk fake medium devouring an electronic cigarette at camille's dinner on the housewives of beverly hills was 1 million karat gold. she is 38 years old but it was obvious from the start that she immediately regressed to the awkward, theatrically morose teenager she was in high school, putting spells on the girls that made fun of her and the boys that ignored her. if she was an actual psychic she could have warned camille of the fact that her husband kelsey grammer was currently impregnating a frumpy blond (below). actually if she was a real psychic she would have avoided the humiliating dinner altogether. whoopsie daisy

MY IDOL

i've been watching married to rock on E! and i have to say i'm loving josie stevens. when you first see her you're like "oh dear lord what did her daddy do to her?" i assumed she must be crazy insecure - a caricature of everything that's wrong with LA. but now it seems like she just is who she is and doesn't care what other people think. she's a fairly successful make-up artist and playboy model and she is unabashedly dedicated to her trashy, pink, hello kitty aesthetic. a couple of months ago i was advised by an extremely important person in the fashion industry to tone down my designs, to be more tasteful and less over-the-top and as a result my biggest account skipped the season (i have since revised the collection to be more "me"). the most important thing for any designer is to have a point of view and to push it no matter what trends or advice come along. like josie